wild child. come undone

They say the man who has everything still needs somewhere to exhale (and then exhale…rapidly…in succession, if we’re in luck).
That’s where I come in.

 I’m Effy. Your international professional hot girl (former jet-setting model and wild child, open to comebacks for the right offer) for the young at heart. The one you can take sailing, skiing, or sneaking out for a weekday lunch that runs far too long. I’m endlessly curious about people, movement, and the million ways we choose to live. I take my fitness seriously (although my favourite type is actually outside of the gym). I welcome new experiences, sharp minds, and the kind of conversations that leave you rethinking what you thought you knew.

 You won’t find me parroting what I think you want to hear…I don’t do surface level anything. I revel in real conversation, laughter that builds into something dizzily electric, and those quiet intimate moments where the world slows down enough for you to reset. 

 Your private oasis among the bustle, melt at the sound of my kiwi accent as I run my nails through your hair, the shiver dancing on your spine as they make their way down. I’m a PhD candidate balancing study with full time work, so my time is rare - and when I choose to share it, it’s with full, lingering attention.

 My company is for those who crave more than a pretty face or polished facade; those who value warmth, wit, and the kind of connection that leaves you lighter after. Whether it’s a lunch between meetings, a business trip turned micro holiday,  or a life changing adventure somewhere far from responsibility (cue the thrill of galloping desert sands on horseback, or a dimly lit dance floor, bodies heaving, grinding, synchronising) - I’m here to help you feel unburdened, understood, and alive again.

 The life you’ve built has weight.
Consider me the soft place you can rest.